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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Exam

So as i'm sitting at my battlestation sipping my Cuba libre and thinking about the fact that uni starts next week something hit me. Why not hold a troll exam, no, A CHALLENGE to all trolls? As a reward ( not that winning this thing isn't a reward in itself) i'll have a permanent link back to your blog somewhere on mine; and no not at the bottom, but kind of like the blog roll to the right... AND you get to be my protégé. So without further a due:








I want you to finish this poem for me, in the manner you see fit. Troll who gets most points wins.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
.......................
.......................

Points are awarded as follows:

-5 pts for writing your comment in the form of an answer which makes sense, using real words - this means you pass* (i'm lenient)
-1 pt for writing both rows (1 row is fine but you don't get this point)
-2 pts for rhyming (+1 more if the rhyme makes sense)
-1 pt if the word that ends the rhyme isn't "you", "too", "to", "2" and ofc "blue"
-1 troll point for style.


You may begin immediately and you have until i decide to write a new post/article/the game





*passing means you get to have your blog added to the blogroll

64 comments:

  1. a contest wouldnt work because it would collapse in on itself

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  2. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Get in my bed,
    I see a jew.

    Thank you *bow*

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  3. roses are red
    violets are red
    shut the fuck up
    im gonna cut you

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  4. roses are red
    violets are blue
    between 20 and 40
    is your iq

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  5. the ancient art of trolling is alive and well I see.

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  6. roses are red
    violets are blue
    I'm better than
    this douche canoe

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  7. Roses are red
    violets are blue
    there is no god
    sucks for you

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  8. roses are red
    violets are blue
    upon your head
    put on a shoe

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  9. dude nice shit keep it up

    riotallday.blogspot.com

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  10. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    TK banned me
    'cause he's a jew

    And now a serious one

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You gave me AIDS
    But I gave you the flu

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  11. I dont really get your blog.
    what is troling?

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  12. a blog about trolling! First I've seen :D

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  13. Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    I've got a knife,

    Get in the van.

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  14. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Ive got a dick
    Its just for you

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  15. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a dick,
    So I'll f#?! you!

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  16. "What a world we live in, with such trolls in it."
    —Blake, in Sonichu 8

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  17. trolling trolling trolling trollback

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  18. Some good comments in this post. lol

    Thanks!

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  19. Good read, hope your day is going well.

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  20. Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I forgot the rest,
    but you're mother's a whore.

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  21. roses are blue
    violets are red
    so is the pavement
    because they just killed kenny


    (you bastards!)

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  22. Guys remember, writing an answer as required means you go into the blogroll of troll bros. Winning = permanent link to your blog. Keep the entries coming

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  23. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Trolling you said?
    That's not hard to do.

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  24. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I sat in bed all day
    Because of the flu.

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  25. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I banged your Mom
    Then showed her my poo


    (damn someone already using jew -.- could have been better ;P)

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  26. Not good with poems man, so I'll pass! Very cool post though! *Following!

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  27. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I wanted to keep it a secret
    But you probably already knew.

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  28. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I like using wrinkly face,
    Lol i troll you

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  29. I appreciate you visiting my blog and providing input on my most recent post.

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  30. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Niggers are purple,
    When they are hanging from trees.

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  31. Violets are red
    Roses are blue
    It's now a fact
    I trolled you

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  32. i cant rhyme at all, I cant do this

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  33. roses are pink
    violets are blue
    im colorblind
    thought you knew?

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  34. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    lalalala
    lulululu

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  35. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I pooped myself
    Aw fuck this sucks,brb changin clothes

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  36. Roses are der
    Violets are blue
    Herp derp
    Hurr Durr

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  37. Given that this is a troll blog with troll posts... its very likely this whole contest is a troll attempt =o

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  38. @JRam.
    Not at all. If you would check the blogroll you'd notive i've added everyone that passed and before i write my next article, i'll add a link to the winer's blog somewhere above the aforementioned blogroll. I'd like more entries though before i can do that :P

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  39. Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    this poem is gay,
    so are you.

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  40. roses are red
    violet are blue
    i have a massive penis
    unlike you

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  41. not sure if this has been said.

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    for better preformance
    delete system32

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  42. roses are red voilets are blue some say shit an some say poo

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  43. why getting laid when you can get trolled?

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  44. roses are red, violets are blue
    the twin towers demo was done by the jews.

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  45. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You don't need to be sad
    Cuz you're gonna eat my poo

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  46. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    gooby pls
    fak u

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  47. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Midgets are creepy
    I wish they grew

    ReplyDelete

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