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Tuesday, 14 September 2010

On the wings of a troll - my life's story, a troll's story

I don't remember when i first started trolling or why. Sometimes these things get lost in the depths of memory, where we commit them and maybe it's best that way.
I was born in a small town in a rather wealthy family and as i recall things were good. But as time went by i grew up and school started. Now let me tell you, that was the perfect trolling environment: lots of saps to mess with, teachers taking kids seriously, yeah school was srs business.
Then one day it happened. I remember that day clear as crystal, the day that would change everything. My best friend had just died and i had been acting very aggressively all week, trolling left and right. Events culminated with me getting in a battle with some tough-ass rapper which lasted for a few hours and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
















34 comments:

  1. hey,im supportin' you daily,pls do aswell:D

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  2. supporting all the troll's out there
    http://cktrandomdelights.blogspot.com/

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  3. Is this what the people in Bel-Air live like? Hmmmm... This might be all right.

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  4. Your shipment of daily support has arrived.

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  5. Oh man, I remember the first board and thread I trolled over on OT dot net. Back then I was OG and thought that was the start of ze interwebz.. Then I found B...


    Following. Lovin.



    http://rayjayjohnson.blogspot.com/

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  6. lol awesome, you got me, get me back broseph

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  7. whyumad though?, nice blog keep up the good work, will support you every day!

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  8. A true master troll like myself reads the last line first, to avoid such primitive troll techniques. I smell a troll a mile away!

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  9. Doesn't matter where it comes from, just that it trolls hard.

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  10. Hey man, nice blog. I'm a huge fan of trolling. I troll whenever and wherever I have the opportunity. Following you for sure! Come check me out.

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  11. Supporting a troll and following !

    i want lulz ! NAO!

    Help me spread some knowledge,thanks:

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  12. good god. you sir, are a troll of the highest power.
    follow back.

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  13. Keep up the good work solder.

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  14. that prince of bel air pic made me laugh out loud :)

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  15. He ain't mad, but I just might be

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  16. Supporting and following your awesome blog! Keep it trollin' bro!

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  17. followin 'n' supportin bro :)

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    check also this to find new interesting blogs to luv daily

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  18. Whereever it comes from - keep it up.

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