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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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I͡҉͕̻͉͙͈̞͚͔̣͜t̰̘͓̦̺̠͕͜ͅs̠̲͖ ̥̹̫̯͔̕̕b̵̧̖̲̬͓̗̯͟e͓̦̥̣͈͍e̱͍̝͉͍͇̦͎͎͘͟n̟͈̱ ̸̜̩̙g̡̬̘̫̩͠ǫ̻̰͢i̴̯͇̳͖͈̟̕n̗̭̺̕g̗͈͔̺͉̹̠͞͠͡ͅ ͉̜̻͙̦o̢̲̭̣̠̯ņ̬͈̳̳̩ ͇̠͚͉̳̘̙̬́ͅf̵̧̲̕o̬̜͎͇̬͠ͅr̞͓̰̲͠ ̜͖̠͕̦̱̗͚͚͘͘a̜͞ ̙̭͠f̷̧̖̘̰̹͔̪e̥̩̯ẁ̡͉͕̺͞ ̛͚͍̱̗̮̟͞ḓ̢̝̱͈̻̺̖͙̮a͚̲ỵ̗̱̗̜̻s̙̺͈̞̮̟̀ ̛̙͟n̰͘͜o̭̳͉̝̙̼̦͎͠ẁ̯͚͚̠͈͜ͅ.̢̙̟̠̘̱̬̤͟͝ͅ ̞̣̦͖̺͔I̡͍̰̻̹̱̟'̯̙̙̗̭̟̜v̺̹̖͜e̫͕̪͜͠ ̢͈̟̮̠͎̝̗͢b̝̼̜͔̣̘e̪̝̯̼͜e͖͖̥̕n̶̼̳͇̭̦͝ ͓͇̯̜̺̼̬͜͢͢ẖ͕̲̪͈̙́͝a̢̯̼̞̙͉͔͡v̶̝͈̫͕̯̱͚̕i̗̼͔ǹ̛͍̰̗̟g̷̗̲͘ ̖̫t̥̮̩͈͉h̴̢͕͖ȩ̶̱̫̝̞ś̠̪ͅe̛͉̮ ̵̞͙̻w̤̭̯͓̤ͅe̬̫i̜̥r̘̦̻͕̞͉̪͡ḏ̼̬̝̪̕ ̴̴͚̖̖̲̟̦̩d̯̳̺̕̕ͅŕ̹̖̯̗͇͎͙̗ẹ̬͖̞̰͚͕̹̱͢a̧̗͙͔̬̤͔͢m͢҉̗̣s͡͏̡̭̠ ҉̷͎̘̟̞̰a͉̗̤̘b̹̘̤͇̱o̳͖̲̰͟͡͝u͚̻t̨̥̙̱͓̰͇ ̡͙͓̣̝͉͓͢p͈͈̝̙͚͖͟l̺͇͔͎͔a͏̵̮̭̻̦̬c̗̳̳̜̺̕͠è̛̞̫̜̠̗̞̠͉͝s͕̳̲͓ͅ ҉̻̹f͈̘̥́á̩͈́r̢҉̰͖̳̻͉̦̩ ̀͡͏̻̰͓̤̯͔͉̮̠f̶͍͉̣̤̜̠͍̮̙a͜҉̝̙͔̣̪̲͔̩͞r̮͖͈̗͔̲͚̯̩͠ ̢͚͓̰͍̙̗͉̝͢a̶̡̘͍̖̳̙͕͠ẃ̝̰̣̣̺͓a̷̜͔͙͎̖͞y̸̥̪̘͙͕̰͔͚͡ ҉͚̥w͇̩̦͎̝̹͟h̶҉̗͔̰͉͙͎͍̼e̱͈̬͈̹̙̠̕r̯͎̤͖̫é̸̦̟̙̭͈͜ ̭͍̯̭̪͎͖̼͎̕͠m̡̭̺͈̫̲̖̥͙͘͠o̵̲̼̲̹̩̼̰̕r̴̨̠̬͟a̙̺̮̙ĺ̞̜̭͎͈̠̫ì͕̭̞̮̙ͅţ̵̯̩̱́y̻̪͈̹̦̘͉͞ ̱̖̱̪h͉̲a͏͉͈s̴̹̱̩͘ ̪̟͍ń͍̟̥̪̠͙̦͙͢o̩͉̞̦͕̭̩͖͡ͅt̵͔͙͠ͅ ̪̩̜͎͕̜ý̲͖e̖̤t̰̞͉͎̣̗͍͞ ̛̮̣̠͎̰b̛̝̯̠̰̟̻̤é͖͍̳e҉̧̡̦̜̙̬n͍̖͡ ̹͔͕͎͓̬̙̯ͅs̀͜͏̭̦̞̗p͓̱̱̰͎̞̫͞o͇͓t̜̬̻̺̥̻̥ṭ̠̱͚̮͈͜e͇͔̯̤̻d̶͎̹͚̙̰̬̀.̨̨̖̼͉̯́ ̵͖̻̭̥̻͞O̴̷̼̟̥͓̫̱̟̖̝ǹ̡͍̱̮̳͍̮̻̩̤͜e̱̠͇̤͠ ̨̥͔̠̕m̡̩͇̜̲̫i͈̪͜g̦̘͖̣͖h̡͓͚̗̟̯͇̮̠̫̀́t̻̦͓̜͜ͅ ̣ṣ͎͕̳͟a̵̷̝͉͚̼̤͔y̯̘̯͟ͅ ̶҉̣͈t̴͙̠̺̰͔͕͍͜ẖ̢̭͇́a̝͕͟ț̣̲̰̪̜̀͡ ̢̭̞̩͝͠i̝͍͍͡t̸̨͔͈͕'̨͎̝̼s̰̞̬͚͍͇̤̮̺͞ ̥͓̗̻ͅa͞҉̭̹̫͍͍ ̴͚̩͕̤͎͉t̷̵̜̤̮̳̩̗̕r̵̬͉̹͖͚̹o͏̠͕̥̼̕ͅl̴̴͕͖̼̟̘͍̮̪̣l̵̫̗̗̰̟͝ ̨͓̣p̹̱̦͝a̷͖͍͔͇͙r̯̪͠a͈̻̟͟ḍ͉͕̤͉̻̯͝i̴̫̩͎͙̭̪͟s̡̡͙̦̟̗͔̕ẹ̢̩͢ ̦̪̼̪̭ͅb̵̶̹̠͈͙̦̭u̵̷̸̹̩t̘̰̦͉̮́͟͟ ̡͍̳̬͈͖̥͝w̺̩̙̩͍͖̦̕ͅe̡̱͟i̶̤̦͕͔̬͉͘ͅr͚̺d͏̵̘͓̜̰̜͖ ̺̦̻ṭ̯̟̣͙͍͡h͈̜̬͖̫̱͎̭͇i̦͈̗̪̹͟n̵̸̡͎ͅg̴̥̱͝s̛̼̗̞͓͙̣͚̘ ̥̜̳̪̝̯̖̠ą͏̜̰̖͙̗r̶̠̀e̛̲̬̲̹̘͚͟͞ ̵͎̰̤̺ḩ̬a̶̭̜̬̮̼̖̩͕͉͜p̶̧̺̻͎͙̺͉̺p̮̜̲̖̰̦̳̰̀͘e͖̲̼͘͢n̼͉̗̥̙͢͟i̛̫̱̕n̜͎̱͙g̴̛̜̝̤̭̺̲̙.̸͇͘.

F̵͉̫̟̼̤͎̥͢͝r̛͇̲̺̱̠͟͟o҉̴͉̰̳͎̝̱̥͇̠͔͓̭̰͎̰̝̗̟̬͘͝͠m̸̵̸͚͓͍͔̣̪͚͎̠͚̻͕̭͍̣̀̕ͅ ̵̲̺̺̦͕̲͇͓̠̯̱͙̦̙́͘e̵̢̥͖͙̤͚̰̦͙̩̺͎͓͖͇͢͠͝ṿ̧̲͈͎̳̝̗͙̩̭̮̫͙́e̢̝̫̩̠͇͈̠͙͍̤̙͖͉̮͕̕ͅŕ̴̨͉̞͎͈̦̪̲̩̮̹̯͈̩̯͢͡ͅy̝̺͙̻̫͞͡ ̶̺͎͔̰͙̗̟̠͙͖̟̲̲̪̭̖̀͢͟ͅc̵̡̧̘͎̱̖̼̺̪̗̱̥̘̺͍̭͕͟͠ò̢͢҉̭̖͓̝̻̰̣͕̻̙̳̘̭ͅr̲̰͎̤͍̼͚̼̼͓͝͞ņ͏҉͈͈̮͔͇̮̗̹͕̪͉͚̣̝̜̤e͏̛̻̞̱͚̝̫̱̠͙̤͚̤̞͇͞ṛ̵̷̟͈̬̻̫̙̘̖̜̣̘ ̴̨͉̖̙͍̜̰͎̮̙̤͎̝͍͍͘͟͝ͅį̣̜̞͕͔̜̦͖̀͘͝͞ ̧̫̰͓̣͚̠̤̱̰͖̹̰̪͔́́s̵͢͏̼̪̟̪̲̺͜͞ȩ͇͍͎̯͍̭̩̤̣̗̬͎̘̜̟̖̫̦̀̕͢è̝̻͇̞͝͝ ̡͞͏̠͎̦̺̺̪̳s͏̕͡͏̦̖͇͍̲͕̳͙̼̮̺͚̮̝͝h̡̯̜̦̣̲̠̞̩̭̹̙̱̗̀́ḁ̛͓̙̙̜̘̩̻̰̤̤d̸̢͠҉̭͔̪̮̥̠̗ó̵̙̩͚̪̫̕͡w̧̰̮̫̫̺̳̙̙͙̳̭ͅͅş̧̛̟͙̤͔͍͈̘̜̳̺̤̲̺̕͞ ̶҉͈̺̻̫̟̟̞̪̤̰̳͠t̢͕̞̦͎̥̹̖̫͓w҉҉̛̩̰̜͔̥̻̕i̛̭͓͙̠̦̞͈̞̺͠͡s̶҉̮̣̦̱͔̯̖͓̼̘̼͎͚̖͝ͅt̨̧͢҉͙̜̦͔̭̮͙̠͇̰̟͕̲̻̪̱į̰̩̪͎͎̣̜̝̺̳̖͇̠̤̗́̀͟ͅń̡̫̣̺͔͇̬̞̥́͜ͅg̷͏̺̭̥̦ ̫͚̖͔̖͙̩͓̳̲̮̫̞͢͠ͅͅͅͅá̢͘͝҉̩̟͕̜̼̣̥̮̹̻̬̘̻͍͙͍n̵̢̤̯͇̥͎̬̗͢͡͞ḑ̸̣̘̙͉̪̟̤͙̝̝̟̻̮̯̩̠͍̀ ͘͏̭̜̪̟̱̙̫̼̭̟̪̬͉̼̪̯͝m̵̷̶͉͎̜̙̜͇̯̪̩͈̝̣̩̼̮o̶͏҉̙͖͖͉̖r̢̧̥̜̳̥̙͓̦̻͉̖̙͢p͟͏͚̙̘̘͍̺͓͈̤͖͖̮̤̥̙h̵̶̶͙̣͔͖͈̰̗̫̝̰̮͚̤̗̪̺̀̕į̵̘̖̪͈̮͡n̷͜͏҉̥͓̭̗̼͎͈̞̖̝͖̣͚̞͕̼̱ģ̶̣̬͍̞̰̝͉̟͇̺͍̤͚̩̪̳ͅͅ ̸͙̮̲͔͍͈̗̕a̧̨̲͙͈̝͝ń̪̙͇̠͢d̸͎̥̘̖̗͙̤̝̠̙̜̀́͘͠ ̸̧̜̬̣͓͓̲͇̱͎͉͈͖̜͖̥̟́͟͞ẁ̡͓̠͖̖̲͍͎͖̪͚͚͎̬͞h̨̢̟̥̻̠̮̠̤̞͜e̷̵̟͉͎͙̼̫͜͟n̵͕̙̻̠̹̪͔͕͙͈͉͍ͅe̛̹̳̗̖̲̰̲̹̲̱̰͉͡͡v̵̷͙̝͕̘̠̖͍̀e̡̢̠̥̝̤͇̗͕͈̘̠͉̘̦̣̪̹ͅŗ͞҉̖̬̞͍͡ ̨͈̮̣̲̺̲͜͜i͏̡͏̵̢̬̱̠̥̮͍̰̘͉̭̯̫͙͚̻̺͎'̵̨̛͉͈̖̹̱̼̩̫̼̦̜̱̳̦̗͉̬͚̹͘͟m̶̯̖͔̝̰̼͉̞̜̞̟͍͔̮͙̟̀͘͢͞ͅͅ ̨̮̜̥͇͚̥͓̭̦̥͙͓̹̣͚͡ą̯̬̜͎̕͜l̛͓̹̪̘͈̪̫̟̩̤͈̺̪̀͢o̷҉̶͓̘̺̣͠ṉ̢̨̛͎͓̹̣̼̠͎̟͔͚̪͠͝e̸̡̢̜̫͕̫͙̱̰̦͍̜̞̠̪̕ ̷̬̙͓̼̰̬͖͙͎͕̼͟͝ͅi̡̛͙͖̜͇̣̰̩̜̦͕̝̜̖̗̤͇͘͝ͅ ̢̧̛̬͚͉͙̼̘̪̙̝h̶̩̥̠̫͈͉̖͇̪̬̗̰̙̹̀é̖͍̳̺̺͎̲̱͙̺̲̱̣̘̦̹̠̦͓́͘à̰̗̠̖̫̺̫̩̮̳̭̤͖͓͕̩͓̝̟̕r͠҉̨̖͙̻̞̺̱̤͚̙͙̭͕̰͉͇͔̹̝ ́҉̷̬̟̟̙̝̻̥̥͚̺̀ͅẃ̴̵҉͉͙̠̥̺͙̻̣̠͚͍h̕͘͏̸̡͇̥̺͇͙̱͉̰ͅi̴͇̪̝̮͟s̱͎͚̻̟͔͓͇̱̰̻͝͝ͅp̢̨̮͕̞̻̲̝̰͍̻͖̀è̸̸͓̳̠̩̟͔̲͙͉͉r̕͟҉̙͎̹̪̠̖͙͟s̢̡̯̜͚͜ͅ.̸̶̳̠͇̤͈͍͎̻̕ ̻̞̙͎̙̮̜͕̗̩̀̀͢I̧̼̗̫̻͍͔̹̭͜͞t̷͡҉̷̮̩̮͓̪̼̭̩̙̦̰̟̤͍̟̣̹'̶҉̡̺̘̩̤s̡͕̖̙̙̟͍͓͉̯̟̰̬̝̹̯̻̦͈̺͝ ̡͚̫̪̭͇̯͈̺̥̰ļ̵̴̲̩͎͎͇̯͎͔́͝i̴̤̗̜̘͎͈̮͍̪̩͍͓͜͝ͅķ̮̲̝̲̭̤͓̹̥͚̀̀͢e͏̶̙̰̪͎͎̭͚͇̻͙̣̰̱̣͕̪͇̻̬͘̕ ̨͚̖̯̪̟̪̩͖͙̹͙̫̩͖͟ͅͅs̶̨̛̘̟̺͔̫͚̀ͅo̪̦̺̗͉͔̗̼͔̕͡͞m̵̘͙̬̯̱̬̥̭̖̺̲̼͙͓͠ͅͅè̢̥̗͙̀͜ͅo̸̬̥͍̝͉͖̜̺̫̩͔̯̣͇̥͟͞ń̙͖̖͈̟̟͚̟̤̙̬̜͔̀̕͜e̷̛͙̣̠͚̰̟̣̜͖͞ ͏͏̵̶̛̯̦͕͙̞͉̞̝̻̣̪̦͎̠ͅi̷͉̱̬̤̬̯̩͔̯͈̼s͏̵̧͕͉̣͉͓̮̺̬͎͉̼̼͎̫̮͈̻̕̕ͅ ̨́͡͡͏͓͓͇͔̺̗̟̪͚͇̗̹̖̥̳ͅͅt̡̩̜͈̤͉̕͞r͜͝҉̷̹̫̻̳͕̬̲̳̯̩̱͎͙̤̩͎͎ͅy͏̡̟̰͇͜i̵͙͚̣͇̪͇̻̬̲̥̲̬̖͕̰͓̪͎̕͜n҉̴̷̨̼͙̗͎̞̻̥̺̻̗̜̮̙̥͎̩̻g̛̘̺͚̪̳͖͉͕̩̀͠ͅ ̲̼̣͎̙̼͕͜͡ͅt̰̮͉͔̩͙͔̦̮̯̩̝̟͟o̴̡͎͈͓͈̙̯̦̥̲̕͟͡ ̢͙̳̮͎̻͈̱̀̕c̡̡̮͈̙͈͇̳͉̘̙̙̪͚͓͞͠ó̡̬̦͎̮͜͟ͅn̶̸͙͍̺̣̙͚ͅt̸̴̵̘̝͍̺̱͓͈̪̼͎̘͚͚̞̭͍̺ą̵̛̗̺̜̭͓͚̫̳͞͠c͟͜҉̰̼̙̘̣͞ͅt͜͟͏̙̪͕̺̭̩̲̟̗͕̱͙̺͙̣̺̠̯͘͠ͅ ͏҉̟͕̖̦͓͓͎̰͍̬͠m̶͉̱̘͕̻͈͓̩̀e̶̹̟̝̬̰̘͕̥̟̰̫͎ͅ ̨͏̷̡̨̪͔̬͚͓̥̫̤͔͉͙̥̟b̢̛̦͉̮̲̭̹̤̞̮̗͙̖̺̳̗̫̫̞u̵̡̫͍̯̥̠͔̘̪͇̣͚̖͢t̲͉̜̘̜̟͝ ̷̷̗͎̟͖̞͖̮͈̭̯͎̳̘̤͢í͜͏̦̪̦̻͇̫̘̭͕ͅs̵̕̕͏̨̜̜͎̲̤͚̤̫̮͍̝ͅn̷͕͕͚̹͚̳̣̞̭͍̳̯͎̠̟̘̩͟'̨̳̯̝̝̜̰̩̯̺͘ṱ̡̬̖̮͖͔̦̗͖̦̙̗͚̲͟ ̵̶̣̘̖̻͎̣̼̰̞̟̪̪͚̹̫͘r̸̡͇̹̤̤͖͖̜e̜̠̹͉͖̖͈͍͉̠̳͡à̷̮̱̯̯͚͟͝ḽ̴̘͍̘͕̥̼́̕l̹͎͉̻͔̦̩̟͔̩̙̞͟͟͠y̴̴̡͎̫̲̮̱̙͘͟ ̸͔͚̝̱̘d̷̩̠͔̰̹͈͘͢͢͠ó̥̭̭͘͠ͅị̥̰̟̳̮̙͘͜͞n҉̫̘̰̜͎̫͚͢͞͞ͅg̶̘͖͎͓̮̫̀̕ ͘͞҉͈̻͓̜͚͕̻̣͎͔͈͕͚͕̗̙̬͉̪a̮̠͖̥̩̣̺̤͔̲̮̕ ͍̩͇͇̯͘͢ͅg̶̹͚̬̯̲̰͓͙̳̜ò́҉̥̮̬̘̺̙̞͍͓̦̬̮ͅò̷͚̪̬̟͚͓͙͇̻̗̺̻̙̞̼̬̲̠͢ͅd͞҉̹̠̯̗̼̬̻͕̠͙͍̬̲̼̪ ̶̨̬̰̮̣̘̬͇̖̟͉̮͍̕j́҉͖̗͕̟̹̠̣͈̗͇͕̗̀́̕ͅǫ̡̬̣̭̗̭̼͈͓̮̟̙̘̙̻̼͜b̧͏̨̧͖̣͓̥̹̥̱͕̭̣͜.̀҉̸̴̷̭̱̳̺̤̝̠̲̪̠̻ͅͅ ̵̵̨̩̳͓̥̱̹̕͘T̨͞҉̟̯͓̜͖̝̯̣͇̬̦h̸̸̢̲͖̳̻̹̬̯̗̩̀e͇͓̼̩͞ ̶͢҉͕̤̝͓̳̠̞̗̝͓̤͈͢ẁ̴̧̡̝̟̗͎̲̬̦̤̞ͅh͏̺̻̩̜̣̜ͅì̼̘͉͘͝ṣ̩͇̱̞͍͇̳̥͇̪͙̜̥͙̀̀͘͢͠ͅp͏̨̯͈̱̥͟e̸̜͎̩̖̲̣̫̭̳̻̤͈̜͈̘̙̟̞͘r̢̧̹̺̭̹͈̹̣̱̻̯̭̮̼͞s̴̯̳̪̤̖̟̮̟̭͍̙̻̯̦ ̶̲͓̠̼̳̝̗͘͢ą̸̕͏̣͍̻͖͇͍͍͙̜̘͇͈͎̠r̦̘̖͚̪͕͔͙̺͉̯̯͈̤͔͉͢͞ę̕͞͏̹̗̼͖̲̙̜̦̠̗͓̯̲͕̳͞ ̢̛͖̖͉͓̠̻̤͇̠͡ẃ̼̮̩̱o͏̛̯͉͔̦͙̫͖̹͠r̨̢̡͈̖͔͇̤͓̀͞s̶̛͏̪̲͍̟̳͕̤͇̜̕ͅt̛̬̻͎̥̀ͅ ̶̛͔͙̭̫͟͠͡í̴͞҉̣̻̪̬͖͎̼̥̘͍͓̰̞͓̫̲͢n̲̲͙̗̞̥̺̲͍͎͓͟ ̶̶̴̛̯̗͔̤͚̜̹̬͚͔̹̼̜͙̱̖̻͘m̕͝҉̖̦̼̹ý҉̴̶̛͙̣̜͉̮̞̗̬͈̜̤̲̖̼̲ ̻͎̫͙̲͙̩̘͚̼̦͇͍̤̩̕͜ͅd̷̛̘̭̣͔̱͙̳͓͉̺̩͍̣̘̙̀r̵̡͉̭̩̲͕̙̣̣͇̯̙͍͖̟͢͠͡é̱͔͔̯̲̹͖̣͙̗̤̠̭̕͟͢͞ͅa̕͡҉̥̪͚͈̭̣͈̞͉̦͘͜m̵̢̯̥͓̱͉̣͠s̛̙̳̹̤͙̫̘̱̮̫̻͔̝͕͘͜͞ ̧̡̗̪̞̩͓̗̮̱̩̮̜̬͠ą̶̠̲̦̳͟ǹ̵̯̩̥̙̖̣̠̯̻̺̬̺̦͕̝̖͟͞d̵̻̼̯̝̝̗͍̣̤̝͕̀͢ ̮͈̻̥̤̠͉͈̞̬́͘͘͠t̶̷͉̰̞̘͓̱̣̞̪h͘͡͝͏̙̺̦͙͖̗̦̯̠̬͍ͅè̷̵̢̮͔͉̮͉̬̹͘ ̷̷̯͕̠͓̹̥͉̦̰͕̼͚͓̲̳͞ó̷̷̩̮̜͓͚͈͢ͅn̨͙̳̮̙̗̕͝l̢̡͎̳̥̰͚̞͙̟̥̦͜͟͞y͢͞͏̸͍̗̣̝͖̬ ̴̨͓̼̩͖͚͓̫̰̠̲̜̖͇̤̠̯̙͈͘͟t̢͖͇͚̀́̀ḩ̧̡̬̭̼͓͉͎ͅi̧̪̲͓̹̘̺̳͍̝͓̼͉̬̱͓͡͡n͎̥̝̼̘̱̮͇̠͘͡g̸̫̰͙̟͙͍̠̻̦̗̲̹̪̮̲ ̡̰̜͇̼̙͕̺͈̭͉̟̯͕̥̦̜͕̣̹i̷̛̛̗͓̪̗͎̥͓̹͚͝͞ͅ ̵̧̮̠̹̝̭̦̗̗̤̰̠̦̞͇́̕͡ͅc̡͏̸̗̙͙̺̀á̢͙̺͙̲͇̮́ǹ̸͟҉̠̠̱̲͍͔͈͖̼̭̟̥͘ ̡̨̛̥̹̲̯͔̦̥̖̫͚͟m̷̶̢̫̠̹͚͔͔̦͈̻̤̞̦̘̘͡á̸̷̴͔̭͇͔̳̦̣̝̯̮̼̠͓̥̳̜̘ͅk̵̸͍͔͈̖̯͔̀ͅè̵̶̸̻͕̭̥͟ ̵̨̟̫͓͍̳̠̠̠͘͡o͏̧͜҉̞̦̤̩̻͖̗̤ų̷҉̭͔̞͍̣̪t̫̬̰̙̣͇͔́͜ ̵̵͜͏̛̰̯̫̠̫̙͙̣̮̦̻̗̦̫̖̼̲̱̞i̳̲̰̥̮̦͍͓̜͙̹̭̥̦͎͙͙͡͝͝ͅs̸̴͓̝̩̘͚͉͍̥̼̗̘̫̱̬̮͖̞̘̠͘͡͠
͜҉͕͚̼̳̖͕͇͇̗͓̻͇̦ͅ
̷̛̝̮̬̤̲̰̳̯̥̣͖̤̫̪͇͈̥̠́͟
҉̛̠̳̪͇͔̹̻̫̲̖͍͟
̧͝҉̡̹͉͍̳͇͉̬͉̦̗̟͕͝
H́͌ͦͥ͑͜͡͏̙̰͚̟̦͉̫͖̥̼̯̱̮Ę̡̜̖̫̖̰̣͙̜̟̤̤̻͚͚̳̰̞̮͗ͮ̄ͨ͂̔̄̾ͯͩ͒ͪ̆ͥͪ ̲̘̦̦͈̬̙̯̤̫̦̥̬̒̎ͣ̍̉̅̾͌͌̿̓̀̆ͬ̆̚͢͟ͅC̶̟̼͍̖̠̣̹͖̲̖͉͉̽̿̄ͯ̔̓̈̈́̽̔̂͌̆̾ͧ͐̀͗̈́̕͜͡O̷͛ͧͮ͑̊̎͐̐͗̚̚͏̶̯̰͎̤͙̬̬͓͖̮̹̥͎̬͕͓̬̭͍M̷̴̵̻̰̼͓͚̓ͪ̑͑̒̄͆ͥͩ͗̇͗̚͞͠Ē͑ͨ̂̌ͯͪ̚͞҉͟҉͚̭͖̜͍̬̟̗̘̺ͅȘ̢̻̦̫̫̲̭̩̥̈̄ͤ̓̇̎̀͝͡

Monday, 14 February 2011

Blog layout change

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If you happen to be visiting while the blog is undergoing a major overhaul, tough luck. But hey... the background is now beer. 
U jelly?


Disregard that and just admire this fine portrait

 
Leaving you in the company of this fine gentleman



 U still jelly

Friday, 11 February 2011

Out with the old, in with the new

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Rumors have been circulating around the interbutts that the era of the trollface is almost at its end. Or perhaps you've heard the ones about a new trollface making its way to the front stage. They are all TRUE.
So without further ado.....



Just look at it for a second. It's awesome. Time to get rid of all those old trollface logos and replace them with the new one right?



Monday, 7 February 2011

Diamonds *_*

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Have you ever wanted a chick but whatever you did you just couldn't impress her? Tired of retarded guides? Well i have the solution for your problem:

DIAMONDS; bitches love diamonds

Diamonds are awesome but equally expensive. Worry not newfriends for i have come up with a way to make diamonds that is inexpensive and fast. Natural diamonds form over billions of years at temperatures higher than your mum's core (and deeper too), but my get diamonds fast method will produce results in less than 5 minutes.

You'll need the following:  A jug of bleach (actually you need the sodium hypochlorite from it), a jug of good quality ammonia, lots of grass and a bucket or bowl to mix it all in. Below you'll find the instructions illustrated for your comfort.
 
Making diamonds 101















*This post is now DIAMONDS*

Friday, 4 February 2011

More Facebook

24 suckers trolled
After seeing how the previous post about trolling on facebook turned out to be such a big success i've decided to make a fan page for the blog. So go on and click the shiny like button to the right of the page or go to it directly here



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Oh and about the little green colored links. They're in-text ads from Infolinks. Trolls need money too

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Facebook + trolling = LOVE ( the troll's guide to Facebook)

63 suckers trolled
People posting information about themselves, thoughts, opinions and more somewhere for everyone to see? That is such an awesome idea it practically begs to be trolled. With facebook's obvious security flaws it's easier than ever!
It is still a dangerous affair and should not be treated lightly. Proper precautions must be taken; proxies and all that jazz (very useful skill for a troll; i'll be covering that eventually); unless you want to end up like this sucker. Below you'll find an illustrated guide on how to efficiently troll them weaklings


Keep in mind that the potential for this is limitless and if you have any ideas, gimmicks or a little troll on your shoulder telling you to DO EET! write it down below.

Monday, 31 January 2011

New milestone and developement; a little lesson in troll history

19 suckers trolled



This post commemorates reaching 500 followers, or as i like to call them, troll padawans. I'd like to thank you for your continued support and pledge to keep trolling all of you at my maximum potential.

By now you're probably wondering: where does that trollface come from? You might be surprised to find out it actually comes from DevianTart more specifically a guy named Whynne. Now i know that after a quick glance at his work you might be thinking he's a new on the interwebs but he does take full credit for it.
Remember kids: 1000 monkeys writing on 1000 typewrites will eventually produce the best novel ever written! Same goes for newfriends.

First instance of Trollface evah

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Prolonged: absence and the Egypt riots

16 suckers trolled
I'd like to start off by saying i regret nothing!

That being said i'd like to bring to your attention the current situation in Egypt where a bunch of decent fellows  are partying like it's 1904. On a more serious note the revolutions started sometime this month after their glorious leader for 30 years (Hosni Mubarak) محمد حسني سيد مبارك decided it would be cool to turn off the internet. Lulz ensued and what started as a mild peaceful protest turned into a flame war.On top of all that this wench thinking that her opinion on the matter was somehow relevant started babbling non stop about the situation down there. She was promptly told to gb2kitchen. 
After personally speaking to the people of Egypt about their wishes and demands i came to the following conclusion: 


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