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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Old Spice Guy laying down the law

OSG putting on his monocle as he prepares for some seriosu trolling
As most of you know and should know Old Spice Guy, referred to from hereafter as OSG, is truly and awesome badass. OSG is the man you could smell like if you used Old Spice (or took showers). He is the pinnacle of manliness and an example of what every horny teenager should strive for in their lives. He has a YT Channel, in which he replies to various YouTubers, twitards and other assorted denizens of the Internets giving advice on how they can be better people and filling requests for things like proposing marriage on behalf of some loser with a girlfriend. He was also featured on some fag's blog where he was praised and worshiped like the man he truly is. See here

NPH doing it wrong

 On 14th July 2010, Old Spice Guy retired from making vidyas is a tearful farewell YouTube to finally GTFO that fucking bathroom he'd been in for two weeks solid to attend to moar pressing matters. He immediately headed down the the Gulf of Mexico, donned a scuba tank and swan dived! into the Deepwater Horizon oil leak after BP's months of hard FAIL.




The video which probably got everybody's attention however, is his reply to Anonymous where he previously stated he gladly accept the title as the 147th King and that he's flattered by all the attention





But as awesome as he might be he's not immortal or untouchable. Rumors say he developed cancer (mesothelioma to be precise), which if you believe the badmouths is the true reason behind his untimely departure. Our thoughts are with you oh glorious king of men.

47 comments:

  1. haha. I wish i was this dude :(

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  2. that dude is epic

    btw, check out my new post on GTL Everyday :)

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  3. That's pretty clever. It would be sad if he did get it though. He was on Chuck, great show.

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  4. the old spice guy is so funny.

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  5. The whole post was awesome and then you killed me and told me he had cancer... good troll sir

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  6. Cant get enough of that guy! :D

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  7. totally lold :))))))))))))))))))))))

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  8. That magnifying glass doesnt look expensive at all

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  9. love this guy, love those commercials, saw him on Chuck the other week, he works at the Buy More now.

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  10. I didn't know he retired from making videos :[


    SWAN DIVE ;_;

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  11. old spice whitewater is still a great aftershave

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  12. wow hes on a horse, im on a woman hahahah

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  13. oh man, he is the answer to the well known question "what is a man"

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  14. look at my cancer, now back at yours...

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  15. love this guy, keep em coming!

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  16. Best commercial ever, without a doubt

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  17. The old spice guy was one of the greatest achievements in marketing ever. There, I said it. I'm not taking it back.

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  18. I think these new Old Spice ads are hilarious!


    Retire you say? All together? WHY!!!!! Cancer you say?

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