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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Absence and troll physics. Title related

As many of you have probably noticed i've been missing for quite a while now. But fear not, i'm back and feeling better than ever and you can blame uni for all this.
Now you may wonder, why did you go to uni anyway? nothing to learn there. Well my fellow trolls you are utterly wrong. I'm going to show you something useful that i learn in my physics classes. Take note

1. Magnets are god damned overpowered: Just about anything can be explained with magnetism ( see Lost ) and there is absolutely nothing you can not achieve using magnets. The following pictures are a perfect example of this.
Perpetuum mobile using magnets


As you can clearly see, magnets are the solution for most of the world's current problems including the energy crisis and safety.

Physics at it's best
2. Energy problems are somehow not obsolete. In the following picture we see a very basic device that can easily solve all your energy problems. To the people who potentially could not see the advantages of this design and point out ridiculous flaws, i strongly urge you to take a basic course in mechanics and get your head out of your sphincters.







 
Quantum physics made easy
 3. People don't understand quantum physics. Truth is there's nothing simpler and understanding it is probably the key to advancing our already retarded society. If we take a look at the following slides we can observe some of the really neat things you can do once you start getting how light works. I mean, who wouldn't wanna be faster than light!?






Remember people, keep an open mind and your horizons will broaden like a stream of light through a prism into a majestic rainbow of creativity and faggotry.

37 comments:

  1. Haha would the magnet thing actually work?

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  2. fucking love troll physics
    nice blog bro

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  3. totaly was worth waiting for it

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  4. Hilarious. Trolls are like freaking magnets. How do they work?

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  5. I fuckin love troll physics.

    fuckin rainbows

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  6. I understand you, I had 4 days without post in my blog because my **** job

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  7. Most of the time I like trolling a lot, but I don't know why but... can't seem to like troll physics... Most of them are really uninventive and overall random stupidity a 5 y.o. would know is wrong. I like my trolling a little more believable.

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  8. hello my frinds
    iam back again i was to bussy whit my work :)
    i know you never stop to surprising:)
    You allway teach me abot trolls:)))
    Ty

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  9. Love troll physics, very nice!! Do you make these images yourself?

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  10. I love the one's that actually make me think!

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  11. Troll physics are hit and miss. The best ones are the ones that make people think "that can't wor- wait, can it?"

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  12. To taste the fruit of yon celestal tree.

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  13. Virtue preserved from fell destructions blast, Following!

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  14. Virtue preserved from fell destructions blast, Following!

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  15. Although assaild with fortune fierce and keen, Following!

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  16. Of monstrous lust the due and just reward: Following!

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  17. Thats what I love about all the troll physics! At first glance it seems like all that could work. lol.

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  18. These make me rage because I'm an engineering major. But they make me lol because I have a sense of humor.

    I am so torn.

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  19. I sent my engineering major friend a bunch of these I'm pretty sure he enjoyed them.

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  20. Shits funny as hell bra, following forever

    Legit tips on pickin up ladies. Follow and Il do ya up daily.
    therichesthappiest.blogspot.com

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  21. haha, love every troll physics pic :)
    some of them make me wonder for what explicit reason that stuff wouldn't work actually. I usually feel pretty stupid then :P

    following you now!


    http://kind-of-informational.blogspot.com/
    my blog, feel free to drop by some time :)

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  22. Some of those would actually work!

    trollface.png

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