DIAMONDS; bitches love diamonds
Diamonds are awesome but equally expensive. Worry not newfriends for i have come up with a way to make diamonds that is inexpensive and fast. Natural diamonds form over billions of years at temperatures higher than your mum's core (and deeper too), but my get diamonds fast method will produce results in less than 5 minutes.
You'll need the following: A jug of bleach (actually you need the sodium hypochlorite from it), a jug of good quality ammonia, lots of grass and a bucket or bowl to mix it all in. Below you'll find the instructions illustrated for your comfort.
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