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Monday, 7 February 2011

Diamonds *_*

Have you ever wanted a chick but whatever you did you just couldn't impress her? Tired of retarded guides? Well i have the solution for your problem:

DIAMONDS; bitches love diamonds

Diamonds are awesome but equally expensive. Worry not newfriends for i have come up with a way to make diamonds that is inexpensive and fast. Natural diamonds form over billions of years at temperatures higher than your mum's core (and deeper too), but my get diamonds fast method will produce results in less than 5 minutes.

You'll need the following:  A jug of bleach (actually you need the sodium hypochlorite from it), a jug of good quality ammonia, lots of grass and a bucket or bowl to mix it all in. Below you'll find the instructions illustrated for your comfort.
 
Making diamonds 101















*This post is now DIAMONDS*

28 comments:

  1. Oh man! I can't wait to make so much profit! lol

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  2. I've tried this and can confirm that it does work.

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  3. haha nice :)
    following
    http://le-nerd.blogspot.com/

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  4. diamonds!!!!
    it worked! bling

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  5. I'm typing this with my now diamond studded keyboard. Shit is cash.

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  6. Didn't work so well for Billy Zane tho, did it?

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  7. If it's good enough for the German Huns in 1915, it's good enough for you.

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  8. I have covered my computer in diamonds now :)

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  9. Where can I put all these diamonds?

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  10. I'm bout to be iced out, yo..

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  11. Fucking diamonds. How do they work. Following.

    wellthisdoesntsuck.blogspot.com

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  12. Omg I tried the "crystals" and almost died... literally it's mustard gas...

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  13. fuck diamonds. i want dat chlorine gas. gimme

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  14. homemade diamonds? sounds legit!

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  15. @Mr. Hate: You're doing it wrong.

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  16. "this post is now diamond" lolololol
    fuckin' awesome dude, i'll be followin' ya :]

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  17. Holy crap it actually worked... SCORE!!!

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  18. It's true. Bitches love diamonds.

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  19. you do realize that if anybody tries this they are likely to die..? lol

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  20. @kronik
    well if they get greedy and make too many they could be crushed by them yeah.

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