Facebook + trolling = LOVE ( the troll's guide to Facebook)

People posting information about themselves, thoughts, opinions and more somewhere for everyone to see? That is such an awesome idea it practically begs to be trolled. With facebook's obvious security flaws it's easier than ever!
It is still a dangerous affair and should not be treated lightly. Proper precautions must be taken; proxies and all that jazz (very useful skill for a troll; i'll be covering that eventually); unless you want to end up like this sucker. Below you'll find an illustrated guide on how to efficiently troll them weaklings

Keep in mind that the potential for this is limitless and if you have any ideas, gimmicks or a little troll on your shoulder telling you to DO EET! write it down below.

New milestone and developement; a little lesson in troll history

This post commemorates reaching 500 followers, or as i like to call them, troll padawans. I'd like to thank you for your continued support and pledge to keep trolling all of you at my maximum potential.

By now you're probably wondering: where does that trollface come from? You might be surprised to find out it actually comes from DevianTart more specifically a guy named Whynne. Now i know that after a quick glance at his work you might be thinking he's a new on the interwebs but he does take full credit for it.
Remember kids: 1000 monkeys writing on 1000 typewrites will eventually produce the best novel ever written! Same goes for newfriends.

First instance of Trollface evah

Prolonged: absence and the Egypt riots

I'd like to start off by saying i regret nothing!

That being said i'd like to bring to your attention the current situation in Egypt where a bunch of decent fellows  are partying like it's 1904. On a more serious note the revolutions started sometime this month after their glorious leader for 30 years (Hosni Mubarak) محمد حسني سيد مبارك decided it would be cool to turn off the internet. Lulz ensued and what started as a mild peaceful protest turned into a flame war.On top of all that this wench thinking that her opinion on the matter was somehow relevant started babbling non stop about the situation down there. She was promptly told to gb2kitchen. 
After personally speaking to the people of Egypt about their wishes and demands i came to the following conclusion: 

Absence and troll physics. Title related

As many of you have probably noticed i've been missing for quite a while now. But fear not, i'm back and feeling better than ever and you can blame uni for all this.
Now you may wonder, why did you go to uni anyway? nothing to learn there. Well my fellow trolls you are utterly wrong. I'm going to show you something useful that i learn in my physics classes. Take note

1. Magnets are god damned overpowered: Just about anything can be explained with magnetism ( see Lost ) and there is absolutely nothing you can not achieve using magnets. The following pictures are a perfect example of this.

Perpetuum mobile using magnets

As you can clearly see, magnets are the solution for most of the world's current problems including the energy crisis and safety.

Physics at it's best

2. Energy problems are somehow not obsolete. In the following picture we see a very basic device that can easily solve all your energy problems. To the people who potentially could not see the advantages of this design and point out ridiculous flaws, i strongly urge you to take a basic course in mechanics and get your head out of your sphincters.







 

Quantum physics made easy

 3. People don't understand quantum physics. Truth is there's nothing simpler and understanding it is probably the key to advancing our already retarded society. If we take a look at the following slides we can observe some of the really neat things you can do once you start getting how light works. I mean, who wouldn't wanna be faster than light!?






Remember people, keep an open mind and your horizons will broaden like a stream of light through a prism into a majestic rainbow of creativity and faggotry.

Old Spice Guy laying down the law

OSG putting on his monocle as he prepares for some seriosu trolling

As most of you know and should know Old Spice Guy, referred to from hereafter as OSG, is truly and awesome badass. OSG is the man you could smell like if you used Old Spice (or took showers). He is the pinnacle of manliness and an example of what every horny teenager should strive for in their lives. He has a YT Channel, in which he replies to various YouTubers, twitards and other assorted denizens of the Internets giving advice on how they can be better people and filling requests for things like proposing marriage on behalf of some loser with a girlfriend. He was also featured on some fag's blog where he was praised and worshiped like the man he truly is. See here

NPH doing it wrong

 On 14th July 2010, Old Spice Guy retired from making vidyas is a tearful farewell YouTube to finally GTFO that fucking bathroom he'd been in for two weeks solid to attend to moar pressing matters. He immediately headed down the the Gulf of Mexico, donned a scuba tank and swan dived! into the Deepwater Horizon oil leak after BP's months of hard FAIL.

The video which probably got everybody's attention however, is his reply to Anonymous where he previously stated he gladly accept the title as the 147th King and that he's flattered by all the attention

But as awesome as he might be he's not immortal or untouchable. Rumors say he developed cancer (mesothelioma to be precise), which if you believe the badmouths is the true reason behind his untimely departure. Our thoughts are with you oh glorious king of men.