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Monday, 7 February 2011

Diamonds *_*

Have you ever wanted a chick but whatever you did you just couldn't impress her? Tired of retarded guides? Well i have the solution for your problem:

DIAMONDS; bitches love diamonds

Diamonds are awesome but equally expensive. Worry not newfriends for i have come up with a way to make diamonds that is inexpensive and fast. Natural diamonds form over billions of years at temperatures higher than your mum's core (and deeper too), but my get diamonds fast method will produce results in less than 5 minutes.

You'll need the following:  A jug of bleach (actually you need the sodium hypochlorite from it), a jug of good quality ammonia, lots of grass and a bucket or bowl to mix it all in. Below you'll find the instructions illustrated for your comfort.

 
Making diamonds 101















*This post is now DIAMONDS*
Presented to you by Teakay at 14:30:00

31 comments:

  1. Full HD Wallpapers7 February 2011 at 15:37

    Seems we got diamond trolled!

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  2. Anonymous7 February 2011 at 17:10

    Oh man! I can't wait to make so much profit! lol

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  3. AstralReality7 February 2011 at 19:16

    I've tried this and can confirm that it does work.

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  4. Lenny7 February 2011 at 20:54

    haha nice :)
    following
    http://le-nerd.blogspot.com/

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  5. Toto7 February 2011 at 21:16

    diamonds!!!!
    it worked! bling

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  6. Colin and Nickolas7 February 2011 at 23:21

    woah diamonds everywere

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  7. Jadedinutah8 February 2011 at 00:01

    I'm typing this with my now diamond studded keyboard. Shit is cash.

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  8. Anonymous8 February 2011 at 03:56

    perfect! i now have diamonds

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  9. AugustineOfRhino8 February 2011 at 05:48

    Didn't work so well for Billy Zane tho, did it?

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  10. AnonJack8 February 2011 at 14:08

    If it's good enough for the German Huns in 1915, it's good enough for you.

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  11. Bor_Machine8 February 2011 at 14:43

    *I'm on a horse*

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  12. Anonymous8 February 2011 at 18:05

    I have covered my computer in diamonds now :)

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  13. Alaeron8 February 2011 at 20:20

    Commentan

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  14. Cowbellrocker8 February 2011 at 23:42

    Where can I put all these diamonds?

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  15. Chocolatecoins149 February 2011 at 00:02

    It's true, I do love diamonds.

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  16. Icky Ray9 February 2011 at 07:00

    I'm bout to be iced out, yo..

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  17. Dudemeister9 February 2011 at 17:30

    Fucking diamonds. How do they work. Following.

    wellthisdoesntsuck.blogspot.com

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  18. Xenee9 February 2011 at 19:05

    haha nice.

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  19. Mr. Hate10 February 2011 at 02:44

    Omg I tried the "crystals" and almost died... literally it's mustard gas...

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  20. [Satans_Taco]10 February 2011 at 07:59

    fuck diamonds. i want dat chlorine gas. gimme

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  21. Hydrax10 February 2011 at 14:27

    homemade diamonds? sounds legit!

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  22. Teakay10 February 2011 at 14:28

    @Mr. Hate: You're doing it wrong.

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  23. Romeo Tango11 February 2011 at 00:30

    "Bitches love diamonds"
    I lol'd.

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  24. Spiderflaw11 February 2011 at 00:34

    "this post is now diamond" lolololol
    fuckin' awesome dude, i'll be followin' ya :]

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  25. metalpark_7318911 February 2011 at 15:33

    Holy crap it actually worked... SCORE!!!

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  26. Anonymous13 February 2011 at 12:47

    It's true. Bitches love diamonds.

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  27. Anonymous15 February 2011 at 16:44

    you do realize that if anybody tries this they are likely to die..? lol

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  28. Teakay15 February 2011 at 18:22

    @kronik
    well if they get greedy and make too many they could be crushed by them yeah.

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  29. Unknown28 April 2018 at 17:34

    mustard gas, lol

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