So as i'm sitting at my battlestation sipping my Cuba libre and thinking about the fact that uni starts next week something hit me. Why not hold a troll exam, no, A CHALLENGE to all trolls? As a reward ( not that winning this thing isn't a reward in itself) i'll have a permanent link back to your blog somewhere on mine; and no not at the bottom, but kind of like the blog roll to the right... AND you get to be my protégé. So without further a due:
I want you to finish this poem for me, in the manner you see fit. Troll who gets most points wins.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
.......................
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Points are awarded as follows:
-5 pts for writing your comment in the form of an answer which makes sense, using real words - this means you pass* (i'm lenient)
-1 pt for writing both rows (1 row is fine but you don't get this point)
-2 pts for rhyming (+1 more if the rhyme makes sense)
-1 pt if the word that ends the rhyme isn't "you", "too", "to", "2" and ofc "blue"
-1 troll point for style.
You may begin immediately and you have until i decide to write a new post/article/the game
*passing means you get to have your blog added to the blogroll
a contest wouldnt work because it would collapse in on itself
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
Get in my bed,
I see a jew.
Thank you *bow*
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are red
shut the fuck up
im gonna cut you
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
between 20 and 40
is your iq
the ancient art of trolling is alive and well I see.
ReplyDeletenic evid
ReplyDeleteroses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
I'm better than
this douche canoe
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
there is no god
sucks for you
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
upon your head
put on a shoe
dude nice shit keep it up
ReplyDeleteriotallday.blogspot.com
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
TK banned me
'cause he's a jew
And now a serious one
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You gave me AIDS
But I gave you the flu
Lol nice trollin song
ReplyDeleteI dont really get your blog.
ReplyDeletewhat is troling?
a blog about trolling! First I've seen :D
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
i fuckin hate exams!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Ive got a dick
Its just for you
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I have a dick,
So I'll f#?! you!
nice followan
ReplyDeletenice vid
ReplyDeleteThis is my new religion.
ReplyDelete"What a world we live in, with such trolls in it."
ReplyDelete—Blake, in Sonichu 8
trolling trolling trolling trollback
ReplyDeleteSome good comments in this post. lol
ReplyDeleteThanks!
i got trolled
ReplyDeletehahahahahha so goood!
ReplyDeleteGood read, hope your day is going well.
ReplyDeleteRoses are Red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are Blue,
I forgot the rest,
but you're mother's a whore.
lol nice vid there
ReplyDeleteroses are blue
ReplyDeleteviolets are red
so is the pavement
because they just killed kenny
(you bastards!)
Guys remember, writing an answer as required means you go into the blogroll of troll bros. Winning = permanent link to your blog. Keep the entries coming
ReplyDeleteand WHAT a good trolling this was.
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Trolling you said?
That's not hard to do.
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
I sat in bed all day
Because of the flu.
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I banged your Mom
Then showed her my poo
(damn someone already using jew -.- could have been better ;P)
BOOSH!
ReplyDeleteNot good with poems man, so I'll pass! Very cool post though! *Following!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I wanted to keep it a secret
But you probably already knew.
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I like using wrinkly face,
Lol i troll you
I appreciate you visiting my blog and providing input on my most recent post.
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
Niggers are purple,
When they are hanging from trees.
cant think of nothing
ReplyDeleteexams suck homeslice
ReplyDeleteso bad with rhyming xD
ReplyDeleteViolets are red
ReplyDeleteRoses are blue
It's now a fact
I trolled you
i cant rhyme at all, I cant do this
ReplyDeleteroses are pink
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
im colorblind
thought you knew?
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
lalalala
lulululu
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
I pooped myself
Aw fuck this sucks,brb changin clothes
Roses are der
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Herp derp
Hurr Durr
Given that this is a troll blog with troll posts... its very likely this whole contest is a troll attempt =o
ReplyDelete@JRam.
ReplyDeleteNot at all. If you would check the blogroll you'd notive i've added everyone that passed and before i write my next article, i'll add a link to the winer's blog somewhere above the aforementioned blogroll. I'd like more entries though before i can do that :P
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue,
this poem is gay,
so are you.
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolet are blue
i have a massive penis
unlike you
not sure if this has been said.
ReplyDeleteroses are red
violets are blue
for better preformance
delete system32
roses are red voilets are blue some say shit an some say poo
ReplyDeletewhy getting laid when you can get trolled?
ReplyDeleteroses are red, violets are blue
ReplyDeletethe twin towers demo was done by the jews.
u trippin brawseph
ReplyDeletekeeps getting better!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
You don't need to be sad
Cuz you're gonna eat my poo
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
gooby pls
fak u
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Midgets are creepy
I wish they grew