New milestone and developement; a little lesson in troll history

This post commemorates reaching 500 followers, or as i like to call them, troll padawans. I'd like to thank you for your continued support and pledge to keep trolling all of you at my maximum potential.

By now you're probably wondering: where does that trollface come from? You might be surprised to find out it actually comes from DevianTart more specifically a guy named Whynne. Now i know that after a quick glance at his work you might be thinking he's a new on the interwebs but he does take full credit for it.
Remember kids: 1000 monkeys writing on 1000 typewrites will eventually produce the best novel ever written! Same goes for newfriends.

First instance of Trollface evah

Prolonged: absence and the Egypt riots

I'd like to start off by saying i regret nothing!

That being said i'd like to bring to your attention the current situation in Egypt where a bunch of decent fellows  are partying like it's 1904. On a more serious note the revolutions started sometime this month after their glorious leader for 30 years (Hosni Mubarak) محمد حسني سيد مبارك decided it would be cool to turn off the internet. Lulz ensued and what started as a mild peaceful protest turned into a flame war.On top of all that this wench thinking that her opinion on the matter was somehow relevant started babbling non stop about the situation down there. She was promptly told to gb2kitchen. 
After personally speaking to the people of Egypt about their wishes and demands i came to the following conclusion: